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Lee. Agender Libra/Tiger/Gryffindor

Happily taken by the lovely Tinystarkitten. <3

Crude gentleman

Optimistic pessimist/pessimistic optimist

Honest thief.

This blog is eclectic and at times NSFW. WELCOME.

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angelicsquid:

stupidtolkieniancomics:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.

AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.

SAURON DESERVES IT.

i’m dying

FINALLY THIS JOKE HAPPENS.

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

silverjimmy:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

did I just find my new favorite stand up comedian?

· brb dying · lol ·

oarsis:

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

DEAR MY FATHER

sofapizza:

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial

wouldn’t have happened if he used Mighty Putty

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

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