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Lee. Agender Libra/Tiger/Gryffindor

Happily taken by the lovely Tinystarkitten. <3

Crude gentleman

Optimistic pessimist/pessimistic optimist

Honest thief.

This blog is eclectic and at times NSFW. WELCOME.

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trixter-jake-english:

xainagal:

theactuallilcal:

TO ALL HOMESTUCKS I GIVE YOU LIFE. LEARN IT. WRITE IT. READ IT.

done

woah calm down there Disciple

jedipokemonmaster:

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

This 👆

stonerfaq:

A bowl shared, is a bowl loved

I know this is not the right channel to ask this, but I can't think of any other... I've been a fan of ''itswalky/shortpacked'' for a handful of years now. A few months ago you posted a comic which had 4 virtually-identical panels with a single line of dialogue ( id=2074). My natural response was to comment "You can do better than this Willis, lazy comic is lazy", which got me auto-banned. Do you think that's even remotely fair? Wasn't it a little bit disproportionate? :/
trumbulumbu

itswalky:

hijinksensue:

itswalky:

No, that’s not disproportionate.  That was you being an asshole.  Why would I want someone around who tells me I’m lazy whenever my free comic isn’t up to their particular standards?  I have every right to keep my own website free of toxic attitudes towards myself as a human being.  

I want to high five David so hard right now. 

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(i’m pam)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

· plugs · beautiful · lol ·

verticalfood:

Roasted Garlic Macaroni and Cheese (by Just a Taste)

· food ·

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

· bingo · lol ·

throttlee:

Did this for Nik, I hope she doesn’t mind that I’m posting it. Sorry for taking forever with your request. (〃 ̄ω ̄〃ゞ

thearcanetheory:

cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

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thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

carrietheseawitch:

amaluelmwood:

annethecatdetective:

moonblossom:

beben-eleben:

Octopus-Inspired Design Ideas

I require all of these.

My design aesthetic is tentacles. Tentacles everywhere.

thezombiemessia lookit

I’m dying

super-who-locked-in:

elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

I’ll take all three, thanks.

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viwan themes