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Lee. Agender Libra/Tiger/Gryffindor

Happily taken by the lovely Tinystarkitten. <3

 

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Optimistic pessimist/pessimistic optimist

Honest thief.

This blog is eclectic and at times NSFW. WELCOME.

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the1janitor:

crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

image

how did someone have the perfect picture for this

like did you go to google and search “bemused mailman”

sky-loons:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…

1kidsentertainment:

onlylolgifs:

Assassin’s Creed with kittens.

Source: (x)

durnesque-esque:

ramblingsofanintrovert:

lesbianvenom:

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

TRELAWNY WAS ACTUALLY A GREAT SEER SHE JUST MESSED UP SOMETIMES AND ACTED A LITTLE GOOFY SO NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY

BECAUSE CLASSICAL ALLUSIONS 

For those of you who don’t know your Greek mythology, Cassandra was the daughter of the King and Queen of Troy. Apollo tried to get in her pants by giving her the gift of prophecy and took nice guy douche-bagging to a godly level by cursing her when she turned him down. 

The curse? That she would never be believed. 

So all of Cassandra’s warnings to the people of Troy fell on deaf ears. 

And in case you don’t remember, Trelawny mentions that her great-great-grandmother’s name was … you guessed it… “Cassandra” 

imgoddamnpluckyremember:

theafrocentrics:

shartichoke:

learn baby learn

Sword holder

I AM A FUCKING SHARK

itslenaleebitch:

Get to know me meme | female characters [3/5]

↳ Mikasa Ackerman “Attack on Titan”

subscriberstothesun:

Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million to not become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

❝ Confidence isn’t walking into a room with your nose in the air, and thinking you are better than everyone else, it’s walking into a room and not having to compare yourself to anyone else in the first place. ❞

- (via stay-yourself-0)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Olive Garden comment card. [via]

rainekitty:

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

fattyfourlyfe:

shadymademedoit:

theenthusiast7:

Space Bedding

I want one of these so bad 😫

Gimme

novub:

shout out to people with abusive mothers who have to deal with the world acting like every single mother’s love is so expansive and unconditional and tender when that is the opposite of what we experienced

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